Desperation set in. He considered a bush, but a dog walker was approaching. He considered an alley, but a nun seemed to materialize out of thin air. Mark realized he was not going to make it home. The dam was breaking.
Hiking through a popular, wide-open nature reserve, David realized his morning coffee was demanding an immediate exit strategy. The trail was bustling with weekend tourists, and the trees were sparse. funny+pee+stories
: Mike released a bit too much tension. The combination of intense abdominal pressure and a full bladder caused a small, highly audible "splat" on his rubber mat. Desperation set in